40% of the population thinks that they n

40% of the population thinks that they need more Santa in their everyday lives

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25% increase in size of Big Mac is direc

25% increase in size of Big Mac is directly responsible for 25% increase in Santa/Chimney accidents

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100% of TV shows have to have a Christma

100% of TV shows have to have a Christmas special episodes just so that viewers believe that they are showing real life

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All purple Christmas decorations can’t s

All purple Christmas decorations can’t stand to be on the tree and are willing to commit suicide just to get off the tree

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Christmas decoration has an average life

Christmas decoration has an average life span of 5.6 seconds in any Chevy Chase movie

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Only 10% of Jewish penguins know the wor

Only 10% of Jewish penguins know the words to all Hanukkah songs

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32% of children admitted to shaking holi

32% of children admitted to shaking holiday present in order to better guess the content, number of adults who do this is much higher

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